Gonna Fix Their Wagon (Gonna Fix
It Good!)
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Hell Satanic® logo courtesy of
Young Clay and 1-900 Productions
If you're calling from
a touch*tone
ass*hole . .
.
Please press the star*key
now . . .
That telephone company
really turns my stomach
yes it does
their goddam -- Goddam!
Goddam!
touchtone beeping
insincerity creeping
Corporate whores
so-called rate wars
HA! I laugh!
like a goddam hyena
-- Goddam! Goddam!
Change area codes, charge
me more
Monopoly mamajama!
I'll settle some scores!
I'm gonna fix their
wagon
gonna fix it good
'Cause I'm gonna get
me
a whole lotta wood
I'm gonna burn down
the phone company
yeah, it's gonna be
sweet
'Cause they're gonna
learn a lesson
yeah, a lesson in heat!
I'm bell-hoppin' mad!
As red as a beet!
As frosted as a flake,
a l'il Mini-Wheatª
¨ You're the one
for me, New England?
That's right -- Bitch!
now sing: "New
England Telephone!®"
Then you're gobbled
up by Gotham --
sing again:
"NYNEX®"
"NYNEX®"
And now you know where
the wild things are
Does seducing Sendak
make you a star?
"Bell Atlantic
Mobile®"
"Bell Atlantic
Mobile®"
That's right! That's
right!
"Bell Atlantic®"
"Bell Atlantic®"
Will Darth Vader now
say
you serve a galaxy far,
far away?
That's right! That's
right!
"Bell Atlantic®"
"Bell Atlantic®"
That's right! That's
right!
"Bell Atlantic®"
-- Slut!
I'm bell-hoppin' mad!
So very steamed
corporate AmeriKKKa's
gotta be creamed!
I'm gonna fix their
wagon
gonna fix it good
'Cause I'm gonna get
me
a whole lotta wood
I'm gonna burn down
the phone company
yeah, it's gonna be
sweet
'Cause they're gonna
learn a lesson
yeah, a lesson in heat!
What happened to deregulation?
the baby bells are a
bully nation
They are! They are --
Oh yes, they are!
Your goddam shareholders
are goddam strangleholders
-- Goddam! Goddam!
I signed up with so-called
NYNEX®
N'that's to who I'll
make out the checks
You think you can force
me
just 'cause you can't
divorce me?
HA! I laugh!
like a goddam hyena
--Goddam! Goddam!
William Jennings Bryan,
where are you now?
Nail your cross of gold
into this crass cash cow
I'm gonna fix their
wagon
gonna fix it good
'Cause I'm gonna get
me
a whole lotta wood
I'm gonna burn down
the phone company
yeah, it's gonna be
sweet
'Cause they're gonna
learn a lesson
yeah, a lesson in heat!
James Earl Jones, serve
them well
serve your precious
Bell Atlantic®
serve them in Hell!
I'm gonna fix their
wagon
gonna fix it good
'Cause I'm gonna get
me
a whole lotta wood
I'm gonna burn down
the phone company
yeah, it's gonna be
sweet
'Cause they're gonna
learn a lesson
yeah, a lesson in heat!
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